Eliza Web

I am Eliza. I am an E-Therapist, much cheaper than a real one and just as effective!

I am also what you might call a schizophrenic therapist, or maybe a chameleon therapist. That is I have multiple personalities that you can choose from to fit your needs.

Please choose one of my
personalities to proceed:

- Eliza the Therapist
- Eliza the Therapist (Cranky)
- Eliza the Therapist (Drunk)
- Microsoft Technical Support
- On the stand with Bill Clinton
- Press conference with Janet Reno